Funny Dog Candle — “I’d Leave… But Who Would Feed Them?” Scented Soy Jar (9oz)

$22.99

Scents: Apple Harvest

Size: 9oz

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Warm, familiar, and endlessly comforting — this 9oz soy candle fills your room with a thoughtfully crafted scent while sitting in a reusable glass jar that becomes part of your home. Choose from twelve curated aromas, from crisp Apple Harvest to soft White Sage + Lavender, or go unscented when you just want gentle, clean light. The natural soy wax and cotton wick burn clean for 50–60 hours, releasing layered notes (cinnamon, citrus, cedarwood, sea salt, vanilla and more) that shift as the flame warms them. Each candle arrives in a durable glass vessel with a glossy adhesive label and a screw-top lid; once the wax is gone, the jar cleans easily to hold trinkets, makeup brushes, or a small plant — a little second life for something that once filled your room with scent.

This candle has an approachable, lived-in vibe: it’s for people who savor quiet evenings, ritual weekend routines, and the warmth of home gatherings. Light it for a cozy autumn night, a calm self-care ritual, or to bring a subtle seasonal atmosphere to a living room or kitchen. Crafted from natural ingredients and assembled in the USA, it’s a thoughtful, low-toxicity way to add atmosphere without overpowering the room.

Product features
- Eco-friendly: vegan, natural soy wax with no plastics, parabens, dyes, lead, or phthalates.
- Reusable glass vessel: screw-top jar cleans for reuse as decor or storage.
- Long burn: 50–60 hours per 9oz candle with a 100% cotton wick.
- 12 scent options: curated fragrances including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented.
- Safety & quality: ASTM-compliant, glossy permanent label, assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

Eco-friendly and non-toxic

This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates

Reusable glass vessel

This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor

Apple Harvest scent

Scent profile includes a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood

Cinnamon Vanilla scent

Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam

Clean Cotton scent

Scent profile includes cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base

Sea Salt + Orchid scent

Scent profile includes sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base

Atlantis Whisper

Scent profile includes salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city's timeless allure

Christmas Warmth

Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth

Coconut Cream + Cardamom

Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down

Peppered Passionfruit

Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood

Unscented

Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents

White Sage + Lavender scent

Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. .

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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Funny Dog Candle — “I’d Leave… But Who Would Feed Them?” Scented Soy Jar (9oz)

$22.99

Scents: Apple Harvest

Size: 9oz

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Warm, familiar, and endlessly comforting — this 9oz soy candle fills your room with a thoughtfully crafted scent while sitting in a reusable glass jar that becomes part of your home. Choose from twelve curated aromas, from crisp Apple Harvest to soft White Sage + Lavender, or go unscented when you just want gentle, clean light. The natural soy wax and cotton wick burn clean for 50–60 hours, releasing layered notes (cinnamon, citrus, cedarwood, sea salt, vanilla and more) that shift as the flame warms them. Each candle arrives in a durable glass vessel with a glossy adhesive label and a screw-top lid; once the wax is gone, the jar cleans easily to hold trinkets, makeup brushes, or a small plant — a little second life for something that once filled your room with scent.

This candle has an approachable, lived-in vibe: it’s for people who savor quiet evenings, ritual weekend routines, and the warmth of home gatherings. Light it for a cozy autumn night, a calm self-care ritual, or to bring a subtle seasonal atmosphere to a living room or kitchen. Crafted from natural ingredients and assembled in the USA, it’s a thoughtful, low-toxicity way to add atmosphere without overpowering the room.

Product features
- Eco-friendly: vegan, natural soy wax with no plastics, parabens, dyes, lead, or phthalates.
- Reusable glass vessel: screw-top jar cleans for reuse as decor or storage.
- Long burn: 50–60 hours per 9oz candle with a 100% cotton wick.
- 12 scent options: curated fragrances including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented.
- Safety & quality: ASTM-compliant, glossy permanent label, assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

Eco-friendly and non-toxic

This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates

Reusable glass vessel

This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor

Apple Harvest scent

Scent profile includes a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood

Cinnamon Vanilla scent

Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam

Clean Cotton scent

Scent profile includes cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base

Sea Salt + Orchid scent

Scent profile includes sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base

Atlantis Whisper

Scent profile includes salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city's timeless allure

Christmas Warmth

Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth

Coconut Cream + Cardamom

Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down

Peppered Passionfruit

Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood

Unscented

Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents

White Sage + Lavender scent

Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. .

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product